MANILA, Philippines - Cry thief!
News flash: Sam Milby was spotted at the Department of Justice. No, it was not to complain about a purported burglary in his house.
According to a source, the water meter in his posh home was stolen. Our spy jested: Will the water meter cost more because it?s from Sam?s house?
For the record, Sam was at the DOJ, along with Piolo Pascual, to inquire about their libel case against Lolit Solis.
Bizarre factoid
Ai Ai de las Alas? adoptive mom is so fond of Sam Milby, that she named her pet Japanese Spitz, Sam Milby.
?Not Sam. Not Milby. But Sam Milby,? Ai Ai quipped, guffawing heartily. ?Hiya ako kay Sam.?
Bizarre love triangle
Hitmaker is torn between two loves. He?s smitten with a co-worker, a Pretty Newcomer, who works in a comedy bar. He gifted her with a second-hand car.
Hitmaker?s Wife got miffed and confronted PN. HW asked PN to return the car. Pronto. Undaunted, PN dared HW to ask her hubby to get it himself. (Now na.)
Mega Sunday
To drumbeat Mega?s ?comeback? movie, ?Caregiver,? Star Cinema has declared today, Sharon Cuneta Day with back-to-back celebrations on ABS-CBN?s ?A.S.A.P. ?08,? the ?The Buzz,? culminating on ?Sharon? with a special Mom?s Day show.
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Top of the tabloids
The top show biz stories in local tabloids this week. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
In love
??Mahal ko si Jericho pero???Heart Evangelista (Pero pa?no ang career?)
?Paglabas-labas ni Marian kasama ang BF, okay lang kay Dingdong Dantes! (Parang may mali rito.)
?Richard Gutierrez, type ni Gabby Concepcion para kay KC! (Okay din kay Mega, ?di ba? Is KC?s fate sealed?)
? And war
?Robin Padilla, muntik sapakin si Rico J. Puno? (Afraid.)
?Gabby Concepcion, mukhang haggard at harassed! (?Di na ?yan jet lag, ha?)
?William Martinez, mas naging mabuting tao kaysa kay Gabby! (The criteria being...)
?Gretchen Barretto OA na, feeling reyna pa! (Duh. We let her, don?t we?)
?John Lloyd Cruz, hina-hunting ng BIR! (Biogesic agad!)
?Kaya sa ?SOP? nag-celebrate ng birthday, Judy Ann Santos nagrerebelde sa ABS-CBN? (Wait lang tayo, baka meron din sa kabila.)
Secret and electric fan
?Ano ang ?lihim? ni Victor Basa?
?Joross Gamboa at Victor Basa, baklaan na! (Ay.)
?Kim Chui, Gerald Anderson lalaban na sa paseksihan! (Uh, kanino kaya?)
?Kung si Regine mamumudmod ng bigas, Rufa Mae Quinto naman electric fan! (Cool.)
About the TF...
?Richard, mas bongga ang talent fee kaysa kay KC?
?Erap-Ai Ai movie, pinalitan na ni KC! (Hindi siguro.)
?KC at Richard, tatapusin ang network war! (Eto, hindi talaga.)
Ai Ai challenge
?Ai Ai delas Alas, halos mag-burles sa concert!
?Pokwang, ayaw makumpara kay Ai Ai! (Dahil may Jaguar si Ai-Ai?)
Bad mom, good mom
?Pilita Corrales pakialamera; Nora Aunor mabuting ina! (?Wag padalus-dalos.)
?Cristine Reyes, nag-iingat na sa lalake! (Lalakeng...)
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