HOST: When will your regional conference be held?

Guest: It will be on the second year of January.

(Uh, come again?)

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Host: What is your prediction about the economy for 2009?

Guest: With all of our financial crisis, there will be an inflatutory effect.

(Congratulations, you?ve coined a new word!)

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Host: What will you be sharing with our viewers in this portion of our show?

Guest: For the store owners out there, we have tips on how to attack your customers.

(Pity the poor customer!)

Activities

Host: Tell us about your group?s activities.

Guest: We have very active members, and we mate every month.

(?How active can you get?)

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Host: With so many firecracker injuries last New Year, how can people injured administer first aid?

Guest: For firecracker injuries, first, just clean them with water and soup.

(One man?s soap is another man?s soup . . .)

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Host: What do you like to do to relax?

Guest: I like to go to the beach, listening while relaxing to the wiping of the water.

(Hark! The water wipes!)

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Host: What are the make-up trends for 2009?

Guests: In na in, eyeshadow this year has to be splashy.

(One make-up artist?s flashy is another make-up artist?s splashy?)

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Host: What is your order to your people during this military mission?

Guest: If they fire us, we will fire them!.

(Fire away!)

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Concert

Host: How was your last concert?was it successful?

Guest: More than! All the people watching, their faces were clapping!

(That?s quite a trick.)

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Host: Why did you choose her for your model?

Guest: To showcase my hairstyle, she?s the best, because kanyang personality, napaka-humane and simplicity.

(Let?s hear it for humane!)