MANILA, Philippines?Reality hunk is sure the enviable bodies of Kapamilya Stud and Kapuso Actor are the results of steroid overdose.

A fitness buff, RH offers ?scientific? proof: the unusually large nipples of KS and the womanly chest of KA. ?Excess testosterone is converted into estrogen by the male body and is often manifested in the chest area,? RH explains.

KA looks bug-eyed, too, Show Biz Insider notes. Another sign of drug abuse, says SBI.

Maternal cold war

If Popular Star seems cold and distant towards her equally Famous Daughter, it?s because they are having one of those ?love-hate? episodes.

A source claims the tiff was sparked by PS? displeasure over FD?s choice of friends, including a director with a drinking problem. PS is worried that FD?s pals may lead the girl astray.

Different strokes

A mole suspects that Cutie Hunk, who?s from a good family, has succumbed to the affections of Gay Exec, and not just because of blind ambition.

CH is hooked on drugs and is in constant need of cash, an insider claims.

Drama Actor fell into the hands of the same Gay Exec for a completely different reason.

DA, spotted with GE in Greenhills, is allegedly in need of moolah to bail out a relative who has ran afoul of the law.

Ghostly direk

Upstart Director claims a certain sexy film was not megged by Controversial Celebrity.

UD insists he ?ghost-directed? the flick for CC. UD eventually got his own break, but remains bitter that his ?debut? was stolen by CC.

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Top of the tabloids

The top show biz stories in local tabloids this week. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
V-Dday snobs
? Jolo Revilla walang paki kay Lovi Poe. (So soon?)
? Di ako mang-aagaw ng boyfriend!?Sarah Geronimo. (Good girl.)

Too many to mention

? Marian Rivera, Dingdong Dantes sandamakmak ang halikan, hubaran at landian. (And we lap it up, don?t we?)
? Katawan ni Aljur Abrenica pinapak ng mga bading. (How, what, where and when? Quick!)
? Sam Milby walang kaarte-arte sa katawan. (As in, he cannot act?)
? Bukod sa tinamong mga kalmot at sugat, Sam hinipuan, dinakma ang notes. (More than one? More than once?)
? Anne Curtis iniiyakan pa rin si Sam. (Enough!)
? Ms D di na feel magpahawak ng boobs. (Dati, OK lang?)

Yes or no

? Pamilya ni Karylle boto kay Christian Bautista, ayaw kay Jericho Rosales? (Story of Echo?s life.)
? Kahit nagbilad ng kanilang katawan, Anne at Angelica Panganiban hindi bastusin ang beauty. (Excuses, excuses.)
? Sharon Cuneta at Gabby Concepcion madalas nang mag-usap ngayon. (Nakup.)
? Singsing na bigay ni Paolo Contis kay Lian Paz pinaglumaan ni Isabel Oli. (Que horror!)

Latest gab

? Gab Valenciano mas mukhang matanda kesa kay Gary V. (Minsan lang.)
? Rachelle Ann Go pakakasalan si Gab Valenciano. (Actually, bagay sila.)
? Rachelle Ann ?nilandi? ang BF sa harap ng publiko.(Witness kami. Pero in fairness, she was stunning in that show.)
? Dennis Trillo minamalas dahil sa babae. (Why blame the girls?)
? Kris Aquino papabuntis uli kay James Yap, (Language, please!)
? Rufa Mae Quinto gustong makipagbati kay Jessa Zaragoza. (May project sila?)

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