NOT A few hotel guests were shocked to see Gorgeous Celebrity staggering punch-drunk out of a party.

She could barely walk, said a witness, and had to rely on Debonair Partner for support.

DP and GC couldn?t keep their hands off each other, though, and shamelessly smooched as they stumbled along the hotel lobby.

Bystanders could only mutter under their breaths: ?Go get a room!?

Family feud

If Teen Siblings seem vexed at their Actor-Dad, it?s because of AD?s philandering ways.

TSs are upset because AD has taken up with a Nubile Mistress who?s just as young as they are.

Worse, AD does NM?s every bidding. If NM calls late at night, AD comes running?leaving work and even family behind.

Conflict of interest

If Presidential Candidate and Celebrity Girlfriend are constantly on TV these days, it?s because a Network Exec is purportedly moonlighting as part of PC?s campaign team.

Is this a case of conflict of interest?

Well, the other members of the campaign team, who are from the advertising field, seem dissatisfied with NE?s contributions which they summed up as ?a lot of hot air.?

Cyber kiss and tell

Remember Cyber Hunk, the rent boy who advertises his services online?

CH granted an interview with a gossip show, in which he alleged that one of his patrons was a Married Actor with teenaged kids.

Rushes did a little investigating and was shocked to find out MA?s identity.

MA seems meek and strait-laced in person but, according to CH, he can be wild and kinky in the bedroom.

Split personality

Speaking of deceiving looks: Fair-Haired Boy is the current favorite of Network Bosses.

Maybe the NBs don?t know that FHB can be a nasty drunk and is rumored to have a violent streak.

One of FHB?s victims, according to rumors, is Former Girlfriend whom he treated like a punching bag?emotionally and physically.

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Top of the talk shows

For those who missed last weekend?s gabfests on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Jinkee Pacquiao on plans to spend time with Manny?s mother Dionisia in the US:
?Magpapasyal kami. I-sha-shopping ko rin siya. Hindi pa kami nag-shopping na magkasama. Kuripot ?yon eh...? (No problem, charge to Manny.)

Priscilla Meirelles on rumored marriage plans with John Estrada:
?We are spending time together ... to know each other more. Enjoying our time and maybe in the future, if everything flows naturally and in peace, why not??

John?s reaction:
?Priscilla is turning 26. I asked her kung medyo seryoso na siya sa buhay talaga and she said yes. I?m turning 35 and may mga anak na ako. Hindi ito puppy love. Kung medyo nag-commit ka sa isang relationship, kailangan gusto mong makitang pang-habang buhay. Lahat naman tayo gusto yun.? (Even you, ha?)

Paolo Paraiso, asked if there was a chance of reconciling with Mylene Dizon after she recently gave birth to their second child, Lucas Miguel:
?Wala, kasi hindi kami. Pero we?re parents naman at napag-usapan na namin ?yong setup na yun. Sa ngayon na-e-enjoy namin na ipinanganak si Lucas. Kasi alam naman nila ang planong pamilya ni My. Alam naman nila na hindi nila kami mapipilit?The worst thing we could do is actually ipilit ang sitwasyon namin ni My. We?re just making do with what we have. We?re making the most out of it na parents kami.? (Ang labo.)

Jennylyn Mercado on Patrick Garcia?s vow to buy a copy of her coffee table book:
?Dapat bumili siya ng marami. Dahil ang kita ng mga librong ito ay pupunta sa trust fund ni AJ.?

Jennylyn, asked if Patrick has ever extended support to her and their son:
?Masaya naman ako ngayon. Kumbaga, ayos na ang buhay ko. Masaya na ako, kaming dalawa ni AJ. Siguro pareho na kaming naka-move on.? (Is that a yes?)

Pops Fernandez, asked if she has moved on from her relationship with Jomari Yllana:
?Maybe I?m near. Maybe I?m getting there. Hopefully I am.?

Marian Rivera on being the new Darna:
??Yong sinasabi nila sa akin, kailangang ihanda ko ang sarili ko dito. Yung pag-iisip ko, yung emotion ko, lahat-lahat, pati sa pisikal. Siguro lahat yan dapat handa ako. Darna!?(Ayus.)

Martin Nievera on Jomari Yllana?s verbal tirade against him in an evening talk show:
?We [Pops and I] watched it together and we both were in shock because that?s not the Jom I recognized. And Pops knows Jom a little bit better than I. Pati siya. ?Yong unang lumabas sa bibig ni Pops is, ?I don?t recognize him.?? (Hindi naman si Jom talaga yun e, nagbabasa lang siya ng script.)

Karylle on talk she was using Dingdong Dantes to promote her new teleserye:
?Isipan man ako ng ganoon okay lang. Minasama man nila, naiintindihan ko rin naman ?yon. Pero ang intensyon ko para ipalabas din na para sa akin okay na kami.? With Gerry Plaza
(Startalk, The Buzz)

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