MANILA, Philippines?Angel Locsin?s sister, Ela Colmenares, warns Netizens about fake websites claiming to be her sibling?s. One site tells fans to ?write back in Tagalog because Angel isn?t fluent in English.? A Multiply account even asks bloggers for money.

Colmenares says the star?s official site is www.angellocsin.com.ph, and adds, ?My sister?s site doesn?t charge anything and promotes only her pet causes?women?s and children?s rights.?

Where?s Jennylyn?
Singer-actress Jennylyn Mercado has been missing for two days. She didn?t show up at the press conference for her concert and two TV guestings over the weekend.

Manager Becky Aguila is still at a loss, but a source told Rushes that Mercado got in touch with the executive producer of her afternoon soap, ?Paano Ba ang Mangarap? on Sunday.

?Jen said she?d report for their next taping (Monday),? said a source. ?Perhaps she just got burned out.? Abangan.

Producer/procurer

Major Producer could rewrite ?How to Succeed in the Movie Business Without Really Trying.?

To clinch a lucrative deal with Hollywood Bigshot, MP pulled out all the stops when HB visited RP. A spy says MP wined and dined HB and even gifted the gay HB with Cute Hunk.

MP is known to provide big-name foreign visitors and local hotshots with female and male companions, notes another source. Uh-oh.

Insecure host in trouble

The likely reason that TV Host is bickering with colleagues, Network Insider says, is that two of TH?s new programs are not rating well.

Painful proof of this is the fact that Former Friend opted to make a long-awaited appearance on another program with a bigger audience share. No wonder TH is acting up.

To be or not to be ? sacked
Expect denials to follow at once. Well-placed Network Mole insists that Studio Exec was sacked for failing to produce deliverables. At least three shows under SE are languishing in development hell, resulting in losses that run up to millions.

Another source claims SE was simply transferred to another post. But that looks more like a demotion, quips yet another mole.

Incorrigible flirt

Biz Insider surmises that Gorgeous Hunk isn?t really bisexual; he is actually pansexual.

?He?s an incorrigible flirt,? asserts BI. ?He is addicted to attention and can?t help charming anyone?male, female, gay or straight.? Calling Dr. Margie Holmes.

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Top of the talk shows

For those who missed last weekend?s gabfests on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Janice de Belen, on accepting her first film project after several years:
?Sobrang maganda yung project. I was very honest with them, na my biggest problem is the schedule. Then I talked to my kids. Sila yung ? nagsabi sa akin, ma, do it.? (About time.)

Janice on the reported wedding plans of ex-spouse John Estrada and his girlfriend Priscilla Meirelles:
?Wala akong pakialam don..? (Good answer.) On Priscilla: ?Basta mabait sa mga anak ko, okay lang. Pag hindi mabait sa mga anak ko, siyempre ibang usapan yon.? (Nice one.)

Quark Henares, asked about a possible reconciliation between mom Vicki Belo and her ex, Hayden Kho:
?Araw-araw akong nagdadasal na hindi.? (Seriously!)

Jomari Yllana, asked about a previous statement that he?d go back to Aiko?s arms, given the chance:
?Kasi ? marami [man] kaming bagyong pinagdaanan, ang natutunan naman namin ay maging magkasundo kami talaga.? (Seriously?)

Joyce Jimenez, asked about infanticipating:
?Nakakatakot ? Siyempre may praning-praning factor na sometimes you don?t feel the baby (moving) ? but I think I?m just scared I won?t be a good mother.? (Praning-praning?)

Paolo Contis, on leaving home after a squabble with mom over GF Lian Paz:
Nakakapanghinayang kasi, gusto kong makita niya kung gaano kami okay ? I feel bad na hindi niya nakikita yun. Naunahan ng galit.? (Hey, that?s mom.)

Lian?s reaction:
?I?m hurt because I was not given the chance na maipakilala ko yung sarili ko sa kanila.? (Take it slow, girl.)

Korina Sanchez, on her upcoming wedding to Sen. Mar Roxas:
?It will be sooner than later.? (Uh, that helps.)

Liz Uy, on John Lloyd Cruz asking a question about a reported breakup:
?He is in New York and I want to enjoy my time in Paris.? (Sosi!)

Ruffa Gutierrez, admitting she?s not on speaking terms with mom Annabelle:
?Ma, I love you ? I?m still your little girl.? (Sweet.)

Geneva Cruz, on ?lying? about the status of her relationship with KC Montero on a talk show?s lie detector test:
?I am not going to explain anything. It?s Mother?s Day.? (Hahaha, the best!)