MANILA, Philippines?A mole recounts a queer version of ?Fatal Attraction.?
Rich Gay got obsessed with Cutie Hunk, product of a reality search. RG gave CH a new car, plus a regular allowance of P50,000. When they broke up, a dazed RG followed CH all the way to the latter?s province somewhere north of Manila.
?RG almost fell off a cliff in his mad pursuit,? claims our spy. Hardly believable, because CH?s home turf is a vast rice field.
Hunks for hire
?Reliable Informant reports that Kapuso Hunk is in the market for P20,000. ?But he can go as low as P15,000.?
To think KH had the gall to act homophobic in his younger years?claiming he turned down countless indecent proposals from wealthy gays.
?Before fame beckoned, Kapamilya Stud?s asking price was P50,000. Although KS portrays macho characters on TV, a source swears he can be a femme fatale in bed.
No privacy
Before settling down with Sexy Starlet, Married Hunk could also be booked for P50,000. But MH demanded that the rendezvous be set in a five-star hotel?for privacy.
It didn?t work because a mole spotted MH emerging from a room with a Chinese client.
Scandal hound?s secret
Controversial Hunk has a secret. CH loves bragging about his numerous conquests, ladies he has bedded, to his pals.
CH, however, rarely opens up about a fling with Gay TV Host.
Ashamed of his true identity?
Something in common
What do Mainstream Hunk and Indie Stud have in common? They share the heart of Southern Cross-dresser.
SC is said to be fabulously wealthy and is generous to boy toys. Thus, MH was once a frequent visitor to SC?s island-province?a role that IS currently plays to the hilt.
Seeing stars in Twitterland
Seen and read on Twitter:
?Nikki Gil couldn?t believe she was ?made to sing at seven in the morning.?
?Lea Salonga extols ?late-night TV? as ?my friend.?
?In New York, KC Concepcion had ?cornflakes, skim milk and Splenda with triple shot espresso on ice.? She also wished mom Sharon Cuneta?s ?Mega Thirty? US concert tour ?didn?t end yet.?
?On the opposite coast, Ciara Sotto tweets that she ?loves LA, but hates the traffic.?
?Also in LA, Antoinette Taus had ?Vietnamese pho to help soothe this flu.?
?Back in Manila, Heart Evangelista is ?craving McDonald?s? and Miriam Quiambao is ?addicted to Bikram yoga.?
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Top of the tabloids
The top show biz stories in PDI tabloid Bandera this week. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
?Ruffa Gutierrez: Hindi tinawag na hampas-lupa ni mommy si Lloydie. (Politically correct, why not?)
?Ruffa selos na selos kay Sarah Geronimo? (Maybe not.)
?John Lloyd Cruz deadma sa mga patutsada ni Bisaya. (Obviously.)
?Ruffa, Annabelle pinagbati ni Douglas Quijano. (Let him rest in peace now.)
Dangling modifiers
?Maja Salvador di nag-bra; boobs aalug-alog. (Saan kaya?)
??Notes? ni Marco Alcaraz bukol na bukol! (Ay, ilan?)
?Mga bading nilait ang dyutay na nota ni Hayden Kho
?Galit na nota ni Coco Martin, peke?
A taste of honey
?Marvin Agustin, Jolina Magdangal nagkatikiman na. (Afraid.)
?Jolens palaban na rin sa halikan at hubaran. (Ay salamat, sa movie pala.)
?Baron Geisler niyaya si Yasmien Kurdi na mag-sex? (Ganoooo?n?)
?Karylle inis sa pagpapa-cute ni Jericho Rosales? (Talaga?)
?Jericho nililigawan uli si Heart Evangelista? (Abe, e nakakainis nga kung nagpapa-cute sa iba.)
?Tintin Bersola buntis na naman. (Ay, kaka-slim lang!)
?Shaina Magdayao: Hindi mabaho ang hininga ni Jake Cuenca. (Let?s not go there.)
?Ara Mina grabe kung bastusin ni Cristine. (Surprise?)
?Angelica gumiling-giling a la Katrina. (We heard.)
?Aprub kaya kay Annabelle Rama, Rhian Ramos nilalandi si Richard Gutierrez. (Language, please.)
?Kris Aquino pinakyaw daw ang album ni Baby James? (Kaya naging hit?)
?Ex-bf ni Katrina gugulpihin si Hayden. (Kami rin!)
?Patrick Garcia gustong makipagbati kay Jennylyn Mercado. (Ayyyyy, eee-nough!)
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