SPONTANEOUS was the standing ovation for funnyman Jon Santos on September 19, the third staging of his new stand-up comedy show, ?Kuring, Dyuning, Syerrap and Gluring ? For Voter or for Worse.?

A packed Teatrino in Greenhills had crackled with howling laughter for two hours straight.

Jon offers Inquirer Entertainment readers a glimpse into the back stories of some characters in the revue ?with data?including their ambitions and illusions?culled from their resumes, Facebook accounts and/or applications filed with the Commission on Elections.?

Madameldeefeek

Height: 5?3??; with coif, 6?3??
Weight: 132 lbs; with accessories, 236 lbs.
Favorite color: Gold. (Mas okey kung gold with diamonds)
Favorite game: Hide and seek ? my wealth.

FVRSVP
Position desired: Vice na lang
Strength: Meron akong Lakas
Weakness: Wala akong ka-Kampi

Exssyerap Espada:

Position desired: President (Whether you like it or don?t).
Sport: Pingpong sana, pero ayoko na ng ping; pong na lang.
Favorite color: Pusha? Fusha? Red na lang.

Glurring

Position desired: Any position ? as long as it is President.
Favorite dance: Cha-cha and swing (Sana ma-swing ko ang cha-cha!)
Favorite movies: ?Trudis Liit,? ?Stuart Little,? ?Honey I Shrunk the Kids?

Meeryam

Favorite Book: Dictionary
Favorite Author: Webster
Likes: No One
Dislikes: Everyone?especially politicians in infomercials.

Manny Bilbilyar
Position desired: President ng bansa (or president ng homeowners association)
Motto: It is better to give than to receive ? a house.
Campaign line: Dapat, lahat ng Pilipino, may bahay. Pero sa dami ng foreigners sa bansa, di ko ma-promise na lahat ng bahay, may Pilipino.

Aling Diyuning

Favorite places: Gensan, Vegas, Beverly Hills

Position desired: First Mother. Or Stage Mother ? basta ako ?yung nasa stage.
Favorite letters: DI for my dance instructor, LV for my bags

Ate Vee
Hobbies: Dancing (with lifting), acting (and accepting acting awards)
Favorite drink: Milk (two glasses a day)
Position Desired: Vice President (?Excuse me, sila ang nag-desire, not me!?)
Favorite team-up: Dati, Vi and Bot; ngayon, Vi and Gibot

Nyoy-oy

Position desired: Wala, pero pinilit ako.
Favorite movie: ?Step Up?
Likes: Anything yellow
Dislikes: Makeovers

More ?For Voter ?? dates: October 9, 10 and 17 (sold out), November 6, 7.