MANILA, Philippines?Derivative and almost devoid of genuine tension, ?Patient X? is Yam Laranas? new horror-action flick, in theaters mere weeks after ?The Echo,? the Hollywood remake of his local film ?Sigaw.? This time, the bogeymen aren?t restless apparitions, but a group of modern-day aswang.

Expectations are unavoidable; Laranas has a gift for creatively melding mood with uncluttered storytelling, after all. But ?Patient X,? despite some creatively composed visuals, has a pretty thin story, and centers on pretty two-dimensional characters.

No fresh takes

Richard Gutierrez plays a doctor, Lucas, sole survivor of a horrendous vampire attack a few decades back. He soon comes face to face with the murder suspect, the regenerating Guada a.k.a. Patient X (Cristine Reyes), imprisoned in a hospital basement. Not surprisingly, Guada?s husband Marcus (Elvis Gutierrez), a fellow vampire, brazenly attacks the hospital.

It quickly becomes a cat-and-mouse, divide-and-conquer monster flick that, sadly, we?ve seen many times before. It?s tricky enough to have vampires for villains; there aren?t many fresh takes on them. They?re no different here?just hungry, taunting and violent beasts with human-like emotions.

Procedural

The chaos is pretty by-the-numbers. The situations are so worn-out and procedural, that it becomes difficult to care for the characters. It doesn?t help that every time Gutierrez shouts, it feels half-hearted and unconvincing. TJ Trinidad, as the vengeful cop who punishes the undead, does okay. But his character is pretty slow when it comes to vampire-slaying.

Perplexing and patience-testing, ?Patient X? isn?t an unnerving screamer at all. It?s not without interesting imagery, but again, it?s difficult to suspend disbelief. It gets weird when an attraction between Gutierrez and Reyes? characters is implied. As for the vampires, the iterations here?with their perpetually bared fangs and beastly grunts?are quite flat and predictable. You just know exactly when they?ll attack, how they?ll behave, or when they?ll get what they deserve.