MANILA, Philippines—Years ago, Entertainment Mogul couldn’t pay the rent for an office building. Instead, he offered Sexy Star to the Dirty Old Landlord.
If it’s any consolation to SS, the rent ran in the millions. Last we checked, SS was still working for EM. Probably a long-term contract.
Take-out idols
Spy isn’t surprised—not at all—that former Matinee Idol is the subject of unsavory rumors. MI had the habit of bringing home six cans of soda from the set of his movies.
“It’s understandable,” says Spy, “to bring home one can; you may get thirsty on the road. But half a dozen!”
Another Former Heartthrob now has the same modus operandi. He would bring home bags of food from the set’s catering service—
for his family.
Gun-toting hero
Gay Director had the scare of his life. He thought all was well after a heated argument with Action Star. To GD’s shock, AS pulled a gun and aimed it at him. Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed.
Leaving benefactor
Show biz Insider is still reeling from his breakup with Pretty Girlfriend because he has invested a lot in the relationship.
He is poorer by half a million pesos—the cost of PG’s college tuition, which SI allegedly paid for in full.
Shocked hotel guests
Gorgeous Actress visited Controversial Celebrity to collect promised donation for a pet charity. She was shocked out of her wits when she espied Pretty Starlet in CC’s hotel room. CC didn’t bother to hide her; in fact, she casually waved at GA.
CC also invited Former Flame to his hotel suite. After waiting for hours, FF was greeted by the sight of PS—her replacement in CC’s heart, among other places. FF was miffed—big time.
Secret weapon
Action Star allegedly inherited his father’s “secret weapon”—a physical endowment that makes them irresistible to women. Turns out, AS’s son is similarly blessed.
A sauna habitué confirmed that AS’s son rose to the occasion as he flaunted his ample asset in naked glory.
‘Katorse’ no more
A big scene awaits “Katorse” fans as Nene (Erich Gonzales) celebrates her 18th birthday in a forthcoming episode of the Kapamilya series. “We really prepared for it,” said Malu Sevilla, director.
Kibitzers who witnessed the taping couldn’t hide their amazement over Erich’s transformation. “Dalagang-dalaga na siya,” a fan muttered.
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Top of the tabloids
The top show biz stories in PDI tabloid Bandera this week. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
All about Eve
Krista Ranillo laspag na laspag dahil kay Pacman. (How did you know naman?)
Gina Alajar handa sa demanda ni Krista. (Go, girl.)
Jinkee Pacquiao gustong sapakin si Krista? (Ay, afraid.)
Krista ‘asawa’ ni Pacman sa Baguio? (Naku, kaka-afraid ito.)
Direk Dominic Zapata pinerahan din ni Krista? (Nakup.)
No way
Alessandra de Rossi gusto nang mabuntis. (Any problem there?)
Ayokong magpalaki ng boobs!—
Alessandra. (Ah.)
Phoemela Baranda ayaw pakasalan ng dyowa? (This is so not funny.)
Heart Evangelista sakit sa ulo ang boyfriend! (She knows how to pick ’em, eh?)
Not funny, either
Hiwalayang Edu Manzano-Pinky Webb gimik lang. (They would do that?)
Kaya raw biglang naghiwalay, Angel Locsin may nabuking kay Luis Manzano. (So we heard.)
Roxanne Guinoo iiwan ang dyowa dahil kay Jake Cuenca? (We care not.)
Angel nahuli sa akto sina Pacman at Krista? (And what was Angel doing there, wherever it was?)
Rhian Ramos problema ang balahibo sa binti. (Laki naman ng problema niya.)
Dingdong Dantes ayaw nang makatrabaho si Rhian. (Dahil lang do’n?)
