MANILA, Philippines--This one's for the geometry books: a gay love pentagon.

Hunky Actor broke up with Gay Benefactor because of Showbiz Insider.

Nope, SI wasn?t the third party in the sordid affair, but the one who informed GB about HA?s extra-curricular activities, particularly moonlighting sessions with Bucolic Gay.

Our mole says SI is still sore at BG for stealing the love of his life, Screen Stud.

Feisty and furious

Speaking of furious gays: Veteran Manager is spewing venom against Handsome Actor, who has joined the home studio of VM?s ward, Cute Actor.

VM is upset because HA is getting all the breaks, while CA is currently jobless. To think, CA beat HA in a competition in their younger years.

Mole noted, though, that HA has better work habits ? and reputation.

Feisty and furious 2

Seems VM will fight tooth and nail for his, uh, wards. At a show biz event, VM was overheard complaining because his Teenaged Talent (and alleged lover) was cast in a blink-and-you?ll-miss him role.

VM huffed and puffed, and guess what? It worked! TT was recently awarded with a high-profile project.

Gimmicky tandem flops

Former Screen Tandem just earned a nasty reputation for being publicity-hungry.

Male Half of the erstwhile love team upstaged co-stars in a new show and hogged the limelight at an event. Female Half concocted intrigues to drumbeat her flagging career. Sadly, these involved loved ones.

MH and FH will use anything and anyone for a few TV sound bytes.

Too late the hero

Remember Top Writer who quit from Major Network because he was treated shabbily?

MN?s latest infraction was that it failed to give just rewards for a concept that TW cooked up. Plus, a Network Executive banned TW from shows after a misunderstanding.

A Higher Officer tried to rehire TW, who said, ?No, thanks.?

Top of the talk shows
For those who missed last weekend?s gabfests on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Richard Gomez on why he still lives in Greenhills while claiming to be a year-long resident in Ormoc:

?Walang studio sa Ormoc. Walang TV station.? (Uh.)

Melai Cantiveros, asked that she and Jason Francisco kiss on air:

?Hindi naman kami love team. Maawa naman kayo.? (Good answer.)

Jolina Magdangal?s message to people who made hurtful comments on her new look:

?Gusto ko pa ring mag-thank you kasi kahit medyo masakit ?yung mga sinasabi niyo, ibig sabihin nakikita niyo pa rin ako.? (Good answer din ?to.)

Sam Milby, on an alleged fight with Anne Curtis on a noontime variety show set:

?Kung anuman ?yun I don?t need to [say] but we are okay.? (You are OK. Now, let?s hear from Anne, shall we?)

Anne?s reaction:

?Kami ni Sam para kaming aso?t pusa talaga... mahilig lang kaming magtampuhan [but] sobrang okay kami.? (Confusing, ha?)

Kris Aquino on what she learned after that hard fall in the shower:
(?Wag na lang ito.)