GLAMOROUS STAR seems addicted to cosmetic procedures. She asked Foreign Doctor to plump up her lips, for a bee-stung look a la Angelina Jolie.
During the procedure, GS noticed that FD used only half of the tube of collagen. ?I want it all,? GS demanded in her inimitable way with the Queen?s language. ?I paid for it!? She ended up looking like Daffy Duck.
Botox queen
Controversial Star is hooked on Botox. She mistakenly believes that the injections will make her more beautiful; most observers think the exact opposite.
CS? doctor suspected something was amiss and refused to give her more treatments. Incensed, CS transferred to another clinic to get that rarefied (formaldehyde) look.
Bargain boy
Former Child Star didn?t grow up into a hunk. In fact, he grew up vertically challenged. His show biz career languished.
Even so, he had the nerve to turn down gay roles, claiming he couldn?t stomach bed scenes with another man.
But only onscreen. Rumor has it that CS is now a flesh peddler, offering services to gay customers for thousands of pesos.
Cash-strapped clients can ask for a discount, though, since CS can?t afford to be picky these days.
Furiously anti-Willie
Rushes learned the identity of the Furious Exec who reportedly raised a ruckus after Willie Revillame was ?asked? to return to ?Wowowee.?
On the TV5 show ?Paparazzi,? Cristy Fermin related that FE threatened to resign, along with a platoon of supportive network employees, should Revillame be reinstated.
Suspiciously, FE is too close for comfort to one of the hosts of the show that replaced ?Wowowee.? Could that be the reason FE blocked Willie?s return?
Dropped
A group of movie folks was lobbying to get Showbiz Insider appointed by Malacañang into a vital government position.
Everyone thought SI was a shoo-in. Suddenly, SI was dropped and replaced by Award-winning Actor.
It?s a fickle, fickle world out there!
Creepy crawlies
It?s bugs and creepy crawlies galore on ?Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown?! A hunky castaway proved to be a favorite of... mosquitoes. He was swarmed, and his back was so riddled with bites, that he is wondering if he could still get projects after this stint.
A female castaway has bigger problems, if you ask us. It could just be the stress of being in harsh surroundings with cutthroat competition ? this sharp-tongued girl has been telling everyone on the secret island that she can talk to the waves and plants. She?s also been seen conversing with... herself! Could this be a devilishly brilliant strategy?
Multiple treats
Multiple treats on GMA 7?s ?Party Pilipinas? today:
? Iza Calzado dances with dad, director-choreographer Lito Calzado!
? ?Starstruck V?s? First Prince Enzo Pineda celebrates his birthday with the Sayaw Pilipinas Crew ? Mark Herras, Yassi Pressman, Winwyn Marquez, Diva Montelaba, Sef Cadayona and Rocco Nacino.
? It?s also Mark Bautista?s birthday. He will sing revival hits from his latest album, and perform with Ogie Alcasid, Janno Gibbs, Julieann San Jose, and Rachelle Ann Go. Mark is among the best features of this show, if you ask Rushes.
? Two more birthday stars, Marian Rivera and Dingdong Dantes, will have surprise production numbers for their fans.
?Zoren Legaspi and Carmina Villarroel will launch their daily noontime talk show. (Again?)
Top of the tabloids
The top show-biz stories in Inquirer tabloid Bandera last week. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Ara Mina mukhang nanay na? (So what? There are hot moms.)
Kris Aquino-Robin Padilla love story may part 2? (Ayaw ni Robin, apparently.)
Kris: Hindi ako pwedeng mabuntis! (That?s really up to you.)
Kris bawal magsalita tungkol sa pekeng kasal nila ni James Yap. (That?s really up to her.)
Mariel Rodriguez, Valerie Concepcion laging sapaw kay Kris. (Not Pokwang. Go, Pokwang!)
Boobs ni Mariel pinagpyestahan. (Where, when and by whom?)
Pops Fernandez nagbenta ng mga ari-arian. (Garage sale? Let?s go!)
Tarayang Heart Evangelista-Bianca King tumitindi! (Malaki na sila, please don?t involve us.)
Erich Gonzales ?di type dyowain si Coco Martin. (Type kaya ni Coco?)
Pokwang binalahura sa Twitter, Facebook. (Nakita n?yo ba siya sa Preview magazine? Sosi!)
Cristine Reyes pa-virgin epek. (Si ano rin, ?di ba, saka si kuwan?)
