The real friends of Singer-Actress are worried that she?s getting the wrong advice regarding love matters.
SA is on the verge of breaking up with Cute Hubby, after she caught him red-handed. They are trying to patch things up, but SA?s Disgruntled Pals are warning her against a reconciliation?not out of concern for SA, but because the DPs are disenchanted about men.
DP1, Acclaimed Actress, is separated from the hunky father of her kids. DP2, Character Actress, has a strained relationship with Playboy Singer.
Misery loves company?
Wandering waif
This time, it?s the girl who strayed from the straight and narrow path.
Pretty Starlet allegedly called it quits with Childhood Sweetheart. Or was it the other way around?
CS caught PS fooling around, dating an ex-flame, vertically challenged Matinee Idol. CS saw red and threatened PS with a gun. That was enough to scare PS away from that jealous guy and into the arms of Imported Hunk.
What happened to MI? Left hanging... again.
Return engagement
Separated Actress had a date with Playboy Hunk in a sleazy hotel frequented by politicians and show biz denizens.
Needless to say, SA and PH were ID?d by several witnesses.
PH swore it was a one-shot deal, but then SA asked for an encore!
Split decision
The whole of show town is abuzz: Drama Star and Long-Suffering Husband are approaching Splitsville.
Everyone from the couple?s camp has denied it, but a source close to the family thinks there is more to the rumor than meets the eye.
Mole claims LH has confided to a relative about his marital woes and his desire to live ?stress-free.?
However, DS allegedly refuses to give LH his freedom because of the morality clause in her endorsement contracts.
Hunks for real?
Gays about town are having a good laugh over the latest issue of a glossy mag featuring nearly naked hunks.
That?s because some of the studs are either suspiciously effeminate or have had close encounters of the queer kind.
Only a few of the guys are verifiably hetero. Show of hunks, er... hands, please.
Top of the tabloids
The top show biz stories in Inquirer tabloid Bandera last week. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
DJ Mo naglasing dahil kay Rhian Ramos. (She walked out na?)
Angelica Panganiban binigyan ng ultimatum si Claudine Barretto. (Surely, Claudine?s not perturbed.)
Claudine dinededma ni Gretchen Barreto, wala nang paki kay sis (Tagal na, ?di ba?)
Raymart Santiago: Tigilan niyo na si Claudine! (Defensive hubby! Uh, that didn?t come out right.)
Sam Pinto: Single pa rin ako! (And we?re interested because...?)
Kris Aquino, Junjun Binay walang paki sa mga tsismosa. (Meron din siguro.)
Kris: Taklita rin si Baby James! (Why are we not surprised?)
Jed Madela nagtaray dahil sa katabaan. (He?s still the best singer on that program.)
Coco Martin: Si Sarah Geronimo parang basong babasagin. (Uyyyy.)
John Lloyd Cruz makakarma dahil kay Shaina Magdayao. (Iba ?yung alam namin.)
Alex Gonzaga gastadora, Toni Gonzaga naiinis na. (Pera kasi niya?)
Hiwalayang Edu Manzano-Pinky Webb gimik lang? (Tingin din namin.)
Willie Revillame babalikan si Cheryl Cosim? (Run, Cheryl, run?)
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